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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #56
AUSTRALIAN MOUNTAINSLIDES
Once upon a time, many years ago, some foolish human tied some
long boards on his feet and discovered that if it had snowed
recently, he could slide down the side of a mountain. For
unknown reasons, this quaint custom has persisted into the
present day, and is even to be found in Australia. Yes, *Gentle*
Kate, all of Australia is not deserts or mutton ranches, some of
the land down-under is in fact land that is rather much
overhead, and often covered with snow and ice. Every winter
(that's June through September for us topsiders) thousands of
otherwise rational Aussies pack up their autos and head for
Koskiusko National Park or perhaps Mount Hotham to spend a few
days sliding down mountains, getting drunk on beer and breaking
their arms and legs. So far as we know, the Australian Immigration
Authorities do not yet consider people with these fetishes to be
inadmissible as immigrants, so if YOU like to go skiing, you
should quickly file for immigration before the Aussies discover
the truth about this insidious affliction! Emigrate today, before
it's too late!!!
(C) 1987 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.